As John McClane might respond to Hans Gruber's tortured paraphrase.. "The circuits that cannnot be cut are cut automatically in response to a terrorist incident. You asked for miracles, Theo, I give you the [A Broken NYSE]" *NYSE EURONEXT EXPERIENCING INTERMITTENT MKT DATA ISSUES Source: NYSE So just as we requested yesterday... Maybe the NYSE could break a little to give stocks a lift? pic.twitter.com/vyI4imyJsx — zerohedge (@zerohedge) https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/524959696151920640!function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0],p=/^http:/.test(d.location)?'http':'https';if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src=p+"://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs"); "Yippee ki-ay, motherfucker" to paraphrase the inimitable John McClane.