Earlier today, the CIA celebrated its https://twitter.com/CIA/status/608663036128317440!function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0],p=/^http:/.test(d.location)?'http':'https';if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src=p+"://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs");. As part of its festivities it released five "reasons why you should follow the CIA" among which two stood out: 5: The comments. Some of our followers have the most entertaining conspiracy theories on the internet. https://twitter.com/hashtag/aliensinthebasement?src=hash!function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0],p=/^http:/.test(d.location)?'http':'https';if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src=p+"://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs"); https://twitter.com/hashtag/Twitterversary?src=hash!function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0],p=/^http:/.test(d.location)?'http':'https';if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src=p+"://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs"); — CIA (@CIA) https://twitter.com/CIA/status/608662703788429313!function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0],p=/^http:/.test(d.location)?'http':'https';if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src=p+"://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs"); and: 4: In our second year we are going to ?????? #??? https://twitter.com/hashtag/Twitterversary?src=hash!function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0],p=/^http:/.test(d.location)?'http':'https';if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src=p+"://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs"); — CIA (@CIA) https://twitter.com/CIA/status/608663036128317440!function(d,s,id){var js,fjs=d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0],p=/^http:/.test(d.location)?'http':'https';if(!d.getElementById(id)){js=d.createElement(s);js.id=id;js.src=p+"://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js,fjs);}}(document,"script","twitter-wjs"); And there you have it: in a nation in which a "conspiracy theory", namely that the NSA was secretly spying on every single US citizen, and where the entire spy apparatus is undergoing a massive overhaul as a result of the "theory" becoming "fact" due to the impenetrable secrecy surrounding every decision of an administration whose biggest accomplishment will be passing a law that nobody has seen, the very subject of public transparency is now being ridiculed by the government itself. As expected, Edward Snowden's lesson was lost on, well, everyone.